Thou shalt not covet another brewers’ kegs or casks.
Honour thy other brewer’s recipe choice.
Rejoice to thy daughter yeast and thy mother yeast.
Thy glass shalt always be full. Never half full. Never half empty.
Remember thy first brew day. And keep it holy.
Thou shalt not steal another brewer’s hop combination. This is hopdultery.
Thou shalt not covet another brewery’s name. Or beer name. Especially if it is that of a German cyclist.
Seven days thou shalt labour, and do all thy work. Thou art a brewer. Drinking is work.
Taste thy water, taste thy malted grains, taste thy yeast. Don’t taste thy hop flowers.
Thou shalt not drink false beverages. We know what thee are.